Chinese Exports — The Real Poop
I was a bit grossed out to learn that “The Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base has come up with a dung-for-profit scheme that turns droppings from the endangered species into odour-free souvenirs...
View ArticleKirk’s “Factual” Quirks
It turns out that Mark Kirk’s problems with the truth go well beyond exaggerating his military resume. As the Chicago Sun-Times reports, the Illinois Republican nominee for U.S. Senate has a habit of...
View ArticleBetter Late Than Never! (Limerick)
Better Late Than Never! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Immigration and Cuba, oh my! Net neutrality, China, oh why Did Obama delay His assertive display? Welcome boldness! To meekness, goodbye!
View ArticleHow Trump Will Save Our Nation (Limerick)
How Trump Will Save Our Nation (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It seems Trump is a very tough cat. He’ll whip China and Mexico stat And exact retribution. His magic solution? Calling “mean”...
View ArticleTrump’s Trademark Quid Pro Quo? (Limerick)
Guess who just got preliminary approval for 38 new trademarks in China — applications green-lighted with unusual speed, according to a Hong Kong intellectual property consultant. Chinese trademarks...
View ArticleTrump’s Love Affair With Strongmen (Limerick)
The Donald heaps praise upon strongmen; Evil despots quite clearly the wrong men To admire or laud. Trump’s a terrified fraud; Naught but one of those cowed “get along” men.
View ArticleMcConnell Stop Trump Tariffs? Don’t Hold Your Breath (Limerick)
Headline: “Mitch McConnell: Trump’s Tariffs Are a ‘Slippery Slope’” Donald’s tariffs? A “slippery slope,” Says McConnell. But follow-through? Nope! Though his warnings are dour, He won’t use his power...
View ArticleTrump’s Tariff Whopper (Limerick)
Donald Trump likes to brag and enthrall, By claiming his tariffs are all Paid by China — a LIE That his base seems to buy… Just like Mexico’s paid for the wall.
View ArticleLaw-Flouter in Chief (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump Just Committed More High Crimes on the White House Lawn” For his upcoming ’20 campaign, Trump solicited help from Ukraine. China too, as we’ve seen Right in public! Trump’s keen To...
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